Twisted Wishes (Game)

Nenga (Vito) wrote:granted

I wish my girlfriend wasnt suicidal

Granted. Make her talk to Ickle.
What? Oh...
But a plane crashes into her house...

I wish that was god...

Wish granted, but no one believes in you, and without faith, you are nothing.

I wish for a banana.

granted, but is poisoness

i wish for world peace

granted, but its because humans moved to Mars

i wish I knew what to wish for

granted, you wish for my sexyness

I wish hendrix was alive

granted, but he's deaf, mute, blind, and has an overwhelming desire to rape children

i wish that this dr. pepper im drinking was a Moutain Dew: Voltage

not granted, DR PEPPER PWNS!!!
trust me im a doctor

I wish they called me DR. Love

granted (just tell your girl friend you like that), but only guys call you that.

I wish that the guy I like who's told me he likes me would break up with his girlfriend and go out with me.

granted, but it doesn't work out between us

I wish for...

Wish granter, you now have ...
Unfortunately, that is now all you can say.

And Raquel, bring a dinosuar donut to his house, and tell him you're a ninja. If he doesn't ask you out immeadiatly, he's not worth it.

I wish for a pizza... oh wait, I got that already...

I wish that RE would continue.

granted, but someone has to work on it!

i wish that my friend wasn't so blind to others feelings for him

Granted but idk who your talking about soo........

I wish more people would listen to Diamond Head