Chris

So, just so we all know, until we get some word, Lyran/Evan/Twith is now known as Chris. Treat him with respect and blah blah all that shit and we'll be fine. Chris, consider yourself a member of the team now, and prepare your every sense to be blow away and raped in the most uncomfortable of areas at least three and a half times before the end of your Raven's End career, and if you want, you may make yourself a character as well when this is over.

WeeWoo! But I'm Ok, Evan told me to advance with Leeran. Thanks for making me feel like I'm with you guys on a wilrelessly powered intermanetz machine. I hope not to get raped but eh, what am I to do?

Unfortunately we cannot let you go through this job without being raped.
And it's Lyran.

How Not to Get Raped

1. Never walk around with your pantz down

2. When taking a piss, drive at least 10 miles away and find the nearest bomb shelter or hollow tree to hide in while peeing.

3. Be sure to always be wearing at the minumum 4 diapers.

4. Carry around at all times 3 tons of mase and a bucket of hungry man eating Pirhanas.

5. If you do happen to be caught by surprise DONT forget to say "Uncle"

6. Pray to God every 3 seconds.

7. Polop/Mirari's vag is off limits.

8. NEVER Shoop Da Whoop.

9. When firing a cannon stay clear of the midgets.

10. Raven only likes black dudes.

You follow those rules TIRELESSLY and you should be fine.

I just want to say that I will be safe from rape if that's all you have to do. Welcome Chris

Ew, but Hi also at the same time lol! Anyway, i just realized it Lyran, thanks for the help. Speaking about this rape though...uhm WTF?

its a on-going problem. wait raven likes black dudes? WOOOOOOO!!!

No, Raven likes gay guys (is mad at self for making gay joke

Ickle, I know how to pass that

its ok as long as its funny. besides its just a joke

No, Raven likes little children (don't believe me? It's true!)

I can see how Evan was able to get along with you guys O.o

No? what you mean? (hmm gonna have to find a age changer machine

I am one of the rapists

Alex, I forbid you from raping anyone. You gave up the right when you quit... then you took it back, and then left again. You don't have the right to rape.

yes, rape is only good if you've been a good person

So you guys wont get mad to what I did to the neighbors cat?

I don't like children in that way and yes I do like black guys but they're not the only ones I like. If you could see what went on in my mind you'd know that.

WTf

Im getting a weird feeling... Please tell more

someone get my black paint

black guys = big dicks

Ickle, give me your Viagra

Mine comes naturally HAHAH!!! Viagra = Fail

Hold up..... I just realized..... Chris we have the same name!!!!!!!!

i just got implants so that it swells to double the size

implants wont increase the length only the width, you just wasted million dollar implants. just get used to what you have. and be jealous on how big mine is